Latest SMS Messages
April 24th, 2008 
Samandar mei utarta hun to ankhen bheg jati hyn,te
Samandar mei utarta hun to ankhen bheg jati hyn,teri ankhon ko parhta hun to ankhen bheg jati hyn,tera nam likhney ki ijazat chin gayi jab se,koi lafz likhta hun to ankhen bheg jati hyn.
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,, us ne kah
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! Y
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks h
One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!!!!!
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? Tum Ya May ? Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, Main Main..
Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug R
Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don"t worry, flirting is still free
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan