Latest SMS Messages

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card

LOVE
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Is like an Electronic Product,

But…
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Made In CHINA

No Warranty, No Guarantee…!

Chalay To Chaand Tak,

Nahi To Shaam Tak

A student was asked to write a sign board for the traffic rules near the college campus.

He wrote : Drive carefully !!! don't kill the students , wait for the teachers…

usne pal bhar k lye bhi meri masomyat na dekhi FARAZ
bus bike roki or mobile kho k le gya

Dosti ki wajah nahi hoti, Dosti saza nhi hoti,
Yari me hoti hai imandari, Yari me Duniadari nhi hoti, dost jaan se pyara hota hai, dost se jaan pyari nahi hoti!

'Sikandar' Khush Nahin Hai Loot Kar Daulat Zamanay Ki..

'Qalandar' Dono Hathon Se Luta Kr Raqs Krta Hai..

Huqoq ULLAH me sb se Aiham tareen Hq Namaz he,
or
Huqoq ul Ibad me sb se Aiham apne Ma tehtoun k sath Husn e sulok he,

Mrz ul Wafat me Pyare NABI S.A.WS kch frma rahe the, Hazrat Ali R.A ne qareb ho k suna AAP SAWS frma rahe the:
" Na

"Kaho!
wo Chand kesa tha?
Jidhar sb kuch Luta Aaye?
Jidhar Ankhen Ganwa Aaye?

"Kaha" SailaAB Jesa tha,
Boht Chaha k Bach Niklen
Mgr sb Kuch Baha Aaye

"KahO" Wo Hijr Kesa tha?
Kabi Chu kr Usay D

Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate hue Pal

Dil Se juda nhi apna Bita hua kal

Kabi Guzrti thi zndgi Khushiyan Pane me

Ab wqt Guzr jata hy kagaz k Tukre kamane me.

Tnha To Hon Mgr Teri"YAAD" Mere Pas hy

Tu Nhi To Ghm Nhi Tera"EHSAS" Mere Pas Hy

Sun Sakta Hon Teri Dharkn Ki Kahani

Itna To Mera "DIL" Tere"DIL" Ky Pas Hai.