Latest SMS Messages

Frog: "Sardaar ka dimaagh nai hota",
Sardaar: "Hota Hai!",
Frog: "Nai hota,Nai hota" (and jumped in water),
Sardaar: "Le dass,aiss wich khudkashshi karan waali kehri gall C?''!!!…
Bigfun 032340914

Husband called his wife from office:''Aaj khaane mein kia pakaaya Hy?'',
Wife(ghussay se): ''ZEHAR'',
Husband:
''Mai Ne ye btaane k lye fone kiya tha,k mai aj office se late aunga,tm kha k so jana

Why is 'SINGH' added to every Sardaar's name?
Because:-
S=Saala
I=Insaan
N=Nahiin
G=Gadha
H=Hai
BiG^FuN 03234091459

Koi hai jo "DUA" kiya karta
hai,,

Apnon mein mujhe b gina karta
hai,,

Bahut khushnaseeb samjhty hain khod ko hum,,

Dor rahy kar be koi yaad kiya karta hai,,

Smoking aik laanat hai,
.
Aao millker iss laanat ko khatam karain,
.
Aik packet tm khatam karo,
.
Aik packet hum khatam karain!
BiG^FuN
03234091459

dont love in ur life becoz now a days love is fraud and nothing

Hum kyon yahan badnaam hai
zamaane ki humne dillagi dekhi

Waadon par bharosa abh kyon rahe
humne azeezon ki wada-khilaafi dekhi

Ek hum hai jo lut gaye tanha
Warna duniya bhar ki dosti dekhi….

Har ik wark mein tum hi tum ho jaan-e-mehboobi,
Hum apnay dil ki kuch aaisee kitab rakhtay hain !
Jahan-e-ishq mein Sohni kahin dikhayee dey,
Hum apni aankh mein kitnay Chenab rakhtay hain !

Woh apnay chehray mein sau aaftaab rakhtay hain,
Isiliyey to woh rukh pay nakaab rakhtay hain

Woh apnay chehray mein sau aaftaab rakhtay hain,
Isiliyey to woh rukh pay nakaab rakhtay hain !
Woh paas baithay to aaatee hai dilruba khushboo,
Woh apnay hothon pay khilta gulab rakhtay hain !