Latest SMS Messages
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?
Mallika: NA Re Baba!
Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. 🙂
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. 🙂
There are 2 words in a person's life
There are 2 words in a person's life
that will open many doors for him..
Push and Pull ! ;->
In maths class
In maths class
Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college! ;->
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano…
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano…
"papPu"
Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain… ;->
PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole'n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P 😉
Ay "KHUDA" jab bhi tera aasmaan dekhta h
Ay "KHUDA" jab bhi tera aasmaan dekhta hoon,
Us me basa ek jahaan dekhta hoon,
Naa jaane kitne hi jahaano ki sair karta hoon,
Khol kar jab tera "QURAN" dekhta hoon…………….