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pathan ki peheli:
"mujhe batao gadha 3 fit ki rassi
se bandha hua he or ghas 5 fit ki doori pr he,ghas tak kaise pohchega?"
socho ??socho??
pathan2:men ne har manli
pathan1:gadhe ne bhi har manli..

sham sooraj ko dahlna sika daiti hay shama parwany ko jalna sika daiti hay girny waly ko takleef tou hoti hay mager tookar insan ko chalna sika daite hay

Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy,
Kya tere haath me hathora hy?,
Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par,
Kaha is ne ye mera ghora hy,
Khuwab me akar is ne maari laat,
Istarah neend se jhinjhora hy

i love u

Ek shaks ne 1 kg amrood liye or 1 piece katwaya jub us men se keera nikla tu gusse men bola k ye kiya?is men tu keera he.
theley wala bola sir kal ek shaks ka mobile or motorcycle nikli he ye tu ab ap ki kismat he.
next time try kijiye ho sake qisma

Ek pathan ko machar ne kata,

Admi ne Poocha tum machar ko
marte nahi?

pathan bola jub wapis katney aega tu apna khoon wapis leloonga. .

Asif Zardari ka munshoor

Na Roti,
Na Kpra,
Na Makan,

Ab tu Lootna he
Pakistan,

yehi he Zardari ki Pehchan

zarurat nahi alfaaz ki,Pyar to chiz hai bas ehsaas ki… Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,Dur se khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki….

Pee ki raat ko
humun ko bhulane
lage,Sharab main
gum ko milane
lage,Yesharab
bhe bewafa thee
yaaro,Nashay
main to wo aur
bhe yaas aane
lage.

Meri Tamana Hai K Mein Teri Aarzu Ben Jaon
Teri Aankh Ka Tara Na Sahi Aanso Ben Jaon
Mein Teri Khushi Benon Na Banon
Mein Tere Gham Mein Tera Sahara Ben Jaon