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I HAVE OPENED AN EMOTIONAL BANK A/C FOR U IN My HE

May 7th, 2010     Love SMS

I HAVE OPENED AN EMOTIONAL BANK A/C FOR U IN My HEART Deposit
your love, kisses, hugs in it & I will make sure that U Recieve
Interestas long as I am Alive.

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I"d be ur

May 7th, 2010     Love SMS

I"d be ur
TEARS!

So,i can be
concieved

in ur
HEART,

born in ur
EYES,

live on ur
CHEEKS,

& die on ur
LIPS

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"I trust u" is a better compliment than

May 7th, 2010     Love SMS

"I trust u" is a better compliment than "i love u".bcoz u
may not always trust the person u love but u can always love
the person u trust..

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You know why GOD created gap between fingers?

May 7th, 2010     Love SMS

You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you
comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER

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Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi

May 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho…=P;->

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Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur

May 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?

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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH…;->

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One fine day Meera was walking by the river

May 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,

she screamed…

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

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Dekhtay hAin k kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab

May 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

Dekhtay hAin k kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "Yes" mein deta hAi??
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…..Light hAi ? 🙂

……Reply must ;->

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Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,

May 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.

Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?

Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. 🙂

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This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

May 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

And The

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