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Tujhe dosti krne ka hisab nai aya,
Mere ik sawal ka jawab nai aya,
Hum to jagte rahe tere khyalon mein,
Tujhe so kr b khuwab nahi aya!
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Sardaar's son:
"Papa! 5+5 kitne hote hain?",
Sardaar:
"Ullu,gadhe,idiot, naalaayek,besharm; tujhe kuch nahe ata,ja andar se calculator la,mai btata hoon"
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day was gone by lough and fight,and nigh will be by tought,so good night and have sweet dreams.

khabardar?miss call sehat ke liye muzir he tabiat ziada kharab ho to call ki jiye tamam sms waldain ke pohonch se door rakhen .vizart-e-tum hakomat-e- hum(red_rose5727@yahoo.com)

day is gone by luogh and fight,so night will be by thought ,have a nice night and have sweet dreams.

Kiya huwa…………..?
Udas Ho……………?
Bor ho rahye ho…………..?
Esa karo zip kholo under hath dalo
Sharmao nahain under hath dalo
beg sy book Nikalo or Parho…hahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahah

wo baat q karon jis ki khabar na ho, wo duwa q karon jis ka asar na ho, main tum sy kasy kah don ky meri umer lag jai tumhain kiya khabar agly pal meri umar na ho…

Raat ko nend nahain ati din ko chain nahain ata jab main ny dil sy pocha ky kiya ye hi piyar hy to dil ny kaha nahain dolshading ki wajah sy sub ka ye hi haal hye

Dhoop bhi teez hye pass saya bhi nahain, dard esa hye, ky runa mujhy aya bhi nahain, us ky siwa kaha main ny apna pr sach hye us ky jasy rab ny doosra banaya bhi nahain ……….

Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola "SONA" Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao….