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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.

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