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Boy said to his girlfriend: ''Darling!,mere kaan mein kuchh garam sa,naram sa,kuchh namkiin sa,kuchh miitha sa kaho!'',
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Arnold suicide after watching a Pakistani film,
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Shaan had empty revolver,
Villen fired at Shaan,
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Exam == Kalyug,

Classes == Kabhi Kabhi

Viva == Encounter

Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret

Examiner == Mrityudata

Course == GodZill

Exam main question tha "Whatis challenge"
Sardar ne pooray pages khalichor kr last page per likha,

"Apne baap ki aulaad hy to passkr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!!

Pathan ko dost ne khane pebulaaya,wo gaya to
ghar per tala lagahua tha or likhatha
"BEWAQOOF BANAYA"

Pathan ne hoshyari dikhai orneche likha

"Hum to Aya hi nhi yha"

Pathan: kon kehta pathan idiot hen?? Abdul Qadeer khan ko dekho Hero of Pakistan hen wo.

doosra pathan :or hamari himmat dekho $30,000,0000 deke tub jake usne Abdul Qadeer per Khan ka naam milaya or usne mana nahi kiya pathano ko

ek shaks ne pathan se poocha "khan sahib mujhe duniya ka sub se bara inquilab batao kiya hosakta he 1 gurbat ka khatma 2 America ki tabahi 3 pakistan ka khush haal hona???
pathan : "mere khayal se inquilab is bhi bara hoga wo hoga 1 aqalmand

Ek martaba pathan ne 200 podey lagaey saare ke saare jal gaey. . .
poocho kiyoo?
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usney podon ko ulta lagaya wo paton ko jar samajh betha…HAROON