Latest SMS Messages

zindagi bata kidhar jana hai har taraf maut ka aashiyana hai,kah do koi ham aaj bhi mohabbat karte hain,aa jaye kabar par agar aansu bahana hai.

HUM HAIN AFTAB K ZARRAY MAIN SAMONAY WALAY

SADIYAN ROYENGI HUMEIN HAATH SE KHONAY WALAY

Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunia Chor di Hai,
Ab ek Madersa Khola Hai,
So Plz,
Balance Ki Sorat Main Don Ko Chanda De Kar Akhirat Sawarain,
Aap Ka Khadim……

Haji Don….

Rukh dia kudmo ma dil nuzrana kubool ker lo,
Hum say dil luganay ki zura c bhool ker lo,
Haa tum bhi isi dunia ka ek ferd ho,
Pher jo g ma aay,situm zuror ker lo.

apnay husan par itna ghror na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai…

tera husan bi tab tak qaim jab tak ….
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"FAIR&LOVELY"saasti hain….

munna bhai:ye doctor log operation karnay se pehlay patient ko be-hosh q kartay hain?
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circuit:bolay to!patient khud operation karna seekh na la isleya

Ek bar kar k aitbar likh do,
kitna hai mujh se piyar likh do,
kat'ti nahi ye zindagi ab tere bin,kitna or karon intezar likhdo,
taras rahe hain bari muddat se,
is bar apni muhabbat ka izhar likh do,ik bar likh do muhabbat hai mujhe tum sa

wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji"….
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husband:chalo tayyar ho joa…
petrol pump chaltay hain."

Who is beautiful?
Its u
Who is charming?
its u
Who is sweetest?
Its u
Who is smart?
Its u
Ab Khush mat ho ye msg mere liye aya tha,to main ne socha k apko bata don.

True Love comes quitly without banners or flashing,Get ur ears checked