Latest SMS Messages

Thalam!!
ye ait aita sms hai to athay bhaly intan ko totla tal deta hai..
Ap lath toshish talo pil b athay he palo de..
tesa lada totla ban tay..??
ootay. U.H

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AAAAAAAnchi…….. .
X cuse me plz ……..!
sorry 2 distrub u :

Aik chursi apni ankhein donate kerne gaya….
After Operation Doctor. Asked Chursi: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Chursi Replied: ye ankein jisko lagao bata dena…
Ye do cush lagane ke bad khulti hain………

Have a nice day! ?? * Achcha din lo!

What?s up? ?? *Uppar kya hai?

You?re kidding! ?? *Tum bachche bana rahe ho!

Don?t kid me! ?? * Mujhe bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What?s up? ??* Beti Yo., uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ??

Zameen pe ho thu Sms bhejo!
Asman pe ho thu barish bhejo!
Jannat me ho thu horien bhejo!
Dozakh me ho thu ENJOY UR SELF! GOOD LUCK

Jo Jeeta woh sikander,

Jo haara woh jail k ander

Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi

Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.

Ur eyes like Patakha,
ur lips like Rocket,
ur ears like Chakri,
ur smile like Fuljadi,
ur style like Anar,
ur personality like Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"

TEACHER:
Teri shikayat i hai k tu galiyaan bht deta hai.
STUDENT:
Sir!mai ne to kbhi kisi kuttey ko gali nhi di,pata nai kis ullu k pathey ne apko kaha hai,agr wo harami samne ajaey to us baghairat ko dekh lun.Sir,apka student kanjar bn k naach

Hazrat MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H) ne farmaia"
Jis ne apne Namazon ki fiqar chor Di
ALLAH ne us ki fiqar chor di.
Pls try to offer u r
PRAYAR regularly.

Duniya Ki Her Kali Ek Din Phool Ban Jati Hai,
Lekin Wo Konsi Kali Hai Jo Kabhi Bhi Phool Nahi Banti Hai?

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C'mon?
Sochye Shochye..!

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"CHHiP-KALi"