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****KHABARDAR****mis call sehat k lye muzir hai. tabiyat ziada kharab ho call kijiye tamam sms(WALDAIN)ki pohanch se dor rakhye.{VIZART_E_TUM} HAKOMAT_E_HUM

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99% wo pehly hi hoty heen.

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika…!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarikadhonda Jaraha Hai…

Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai…….

Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

Or nA tArpAo..

Ab t0 bAtA d0..

Or nA shArmAo..

k..

Tum mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0..

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS sehoti hai battery se nahi.

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai

or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli

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