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Bas gayi hai meray ehsaas mein yeh kaisi mehak
Koi khushboo lagaon teri khushboo aye
Us ney chu ke mujhay pathar se phir insaan kia
Muddaton baad meri ankh mein ansoo aye…

Bahut chaha magar unhe bhoola na sake,
khyalo me kisi or ko la na sake,
usko dekh ke aansu to poch liye humne,
Magar kisi or ko dekh ke muskura na sake……

Sardar english k paper main failho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bache

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

vvv

apni haseen ankhon ma chupalo muj ko ,,,,muhabat agar karte ho tu chura lo muj ko ,,, khony ka agar khoof hai tu meri jan ,,,, dil ki har dharkan ma basa lo muj ko ,,,tere har dukh ko seh lain gain hans kar hum ,,apny badan ki chadar agar bana lo muj ko