Latest SMS Messages

Meri zindagi per faqat itna-ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat merenaam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaamkerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar kasara kam kerdo,

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50%dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikaldia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola:Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us nebataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze kneecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhtahai

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ringtone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe changekarta

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi

Door of memories will never close,
How much v miss our frnds no one knows,
Days will pass like years,
and we'll remember the memories in silent tears.

Door of memories will never close,
How much v miss our frnds no one knows,
Days will pass like years,
and we'll remember the memories in silent tears.

hi w r u me f9