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Patient to Nurse: ?I Love You?
Tumne to mera Dil hi ChuraLiya?.
NURSE : ?chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari
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Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kiahota hai ?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuruhota hay..

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam kar do 1 benaam c mohbbat mere naam kardo Meri Zaat pe fat itna ehsan kardo Ghar se naha kar niklo piray ukaqy ko hairaan kardo

Apni zat s nikel ker tujhey tanha chahon Malum tum ko b na ho tujahey itna chahon,Meri her saans Teri hi amanat hai,Mujhe bata main tujhey or kitna chahon

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Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey….??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, nahi to Monkey…!!

Hansti thi,
Hansati thi,
Baalon ko Lehrati thi,
Kuch soch ker sharmati thi,
Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi,
Aj pata chala
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se.

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Hath jor k yahan log mila krty hen.zakham deny ka naya andaz kiya krty hen.roz gir jati hai dewar tere wadon ki roz hum maut k saye men raha krty hen.aur tu lakh parhta rahe pyar k mantar.magar jin ki fitrat men ho dasnaa wo dasaa krty hen..03003192299..0