Latest SMS Messages

Wife:Please bike taze nachalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lagraha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band karlay.:P

A sardarji?s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteenyears old

Maazi ke tulkh lamho ne hume jhulsa ke rakh diya,
Dil ko behlane ke liye koi hasen khawab doondhte hai.
Pyar mere saamne hai phir bhi,
Maut sa hum dildaar dondhte hai…

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wifetry it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj finalhai.

A sardar had a child after 3month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month kbad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi kokitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month kbaad?<

Sardar 2 friend: Guess howmany
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both ofthem

Jaan kar bhi wo mujhe samjh na paye
Dekh kar bhi wo mujhe pahchan na paye
Khud hi kar li bewafayi maine unse
Taaki un par koyi Elzaam na aane paye.

~ * ~Thik Kiya Na Maine ? ~ * ~

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liyekhara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja rahahon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTAkhara hai

1 sardar airhostess se,
?Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohutmilti hai!?
Hostess ne zordar thappar us kmun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:?Adat bhibohut milti hai?