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Ek bar kar k aitbar likh do,
kitna hai mujh se piyar likh do,
kat'ti nahi ye zindagi ab tere bin,kitna or karon intezar likhdo,
taras rahe hain bari muddat se,
is bar apni muhabbat ka izhar likh do,ik bar likh do muhabbat hai mujhe tum sa

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO MY DEAREST FRIEND NIDA PLZ FRWD IT TO NIDA

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia haijo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumharipant main hai aur meri pantmein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din mainkarne k bajaye ko raat bistar pekartay ha

Premika premi se: main maaBannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yumhosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay toukabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumharedaddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane walihoon..

Premika premi se: main maaBannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yumhosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay toukabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumharedaddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane walihoon..

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltlepeenay
k baad dukan wala bola
?ap ko charti nahi hay??
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Husband – tum kon hoo
Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apniBiwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND – nasha her ghambhola deta hai

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
?Himaalaya ki choti pe jaapahunche?
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
?Abe sale gadhe. ab utregakaise?

Ek din Wife aur Husbandmandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andhahon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hihoga

A sardar was fall in Love with nurse.
Sardar Ne iqrar-i-Muhabaat Kerna CHAHA Lakin Na kam.
Aik Mertaba himat ker ke Nurse ko bola Ke……..
I LOVE U SISTER.