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i miss u very much.

Main duwa likhta rha,
Wo daghaa parhta rha,
Ik nuktay ne mehram se mujrim bna dia

dil torna humari adat nahin
dil hum kisi ka dukhatay nahin
bhrosa rakhna humri wafao pe ap
dil mai basa kr hum kisi ko bhulatay nahin

HAR SOHNI CHEEZ DA MALIK TU,
KUCHH ROB JEHA RAKHEYA KAR ,
DIN DHOLDA SAANU VEKHAN DE,
TU CHARRDA SURAJ TAKYA KAR
RON NU ASI BATHERA HAAN
TU KHIRR KHIRR YARA HASYA KAR

Us nal yari kadi na laiyo
jisnu apne te gharoor hove,
maa baap nu bura na akhiyo,
bhaven lakh unna da kasoor hove,
bure raste kadi na jaiyo,
chahye kini v manzil door hove,

hi

Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit: fer tukuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat hate kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.

Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yarkal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi…

Race hdekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko milega?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?

Sardar 2 hotel manager:Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"…. Managr:wht can i do?.. Sardr:Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai