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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke"

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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Boy1: Yaar larki ko

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti…

MSS

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"BADLA"

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

"BADLA"
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
"Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 3

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Larki:

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
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Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har

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Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy sh

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

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tu cabal hy

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

tu cabal hy

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Karein gay Tark-e-Taaluq ye tum se wada raha,

May 12th, 2010     Urdu SMS

Karein gay Tark-e-Taaluq ye tum se wada raha,

Badan se saans ka rishta to toot janey do

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Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,

May 12th, 2010     Urdu SMS

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

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