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he ihsan kia hal hay

Imaging world without girls:

Road Sunsan,

Market Veeran,

Na janu na jaan,

Na koi girl freind ke liye pareshan,

Bus Namaz & Quran

All Boyz Direct Jannat-ul-Maqam.

"New Nokia Advertisement"
Wife: Mummay Dabata hai, Tangen Uthata hai, Jhatke lagata hai

Bolo Bolo
Bolo

Husband: Kon Mein?

Wife: Naheen
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Hamara Naya Noukar

Kiss: Hieght of Love,
Nipple: Peak of Love,
Boobs: Shape of Love,
Penis: Length of love,
Pussy: Depth of love,
Ass: Base of Love,
Testicles: Factory of Love,
Fuck: Experience of Love,
Suck: Taste of Love,
Masterbation: Subtitute

hi how are you

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
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Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle – Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad – Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehl

Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?
Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .
sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.
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Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai.
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3 boys.. proposing 3 girls.

1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.

2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.

3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER….!
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