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Pakistani heroin
SAIMA
te
PAINDU

SAIMA
Aasi tere khait vich mere
Dance de shuting krne ae

PAINDU
J tu aythe dance kita te
Aythe agle 8 saal fasal
Nhi honi

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Punjabi Funny SMS
Jatt di Ladayi:
Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne Keha Sardar 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne…Cool

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhan ae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..! ! Wink

aaj ek din aur jilo…
aaj ek khwab aur dekhlo…
aaj ek dua aur manglo…
aaj ek sms aur karlo…
kya pata…
kal credit ho na ho!

Yari laun wele na sochiya c,yari laun da painda mul loko.
Koi yari piche jind war deve,koi paise te janda dul loko.
Koi marda kise diyan surtan te,koi kehnda ishq hai bhul loko.
Yari laniya kite ni sokhiya ne,banda janda ishq vich rul loko.

phone karna te dunya dari
miss call te sukki yaari
edhar odhar lamyaan calan
mot pendi a sadi vari….

Jo log soch samajh k SHADI nhi krte…
Wo zindigi BERBAAD kr lete hain..
aur jo log soch samajh k SHADI krte hen….
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Hondi Oday Nal V Changi Nai.

abi Funny SMS

arz kiya hai

tumse kese nazer milaien oo dilbar jani

wah wah wah

tumse kese nazer milaein oo dilbar jani

teri sajji ankh kaani(-_+)

meri khabi ankh kaani (

Punjabi Funny SMS

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!