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Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules….

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

"Excessive use of alchohal can lead to a Pregnancy"

A True Love Story once a mosqito falls Love with a hen,One day they Kissed each other,
Hen dies of malairia and mosqito dies of bird-flu,
MORAL:"Mohabtan Sachiyan"

Girl to Mom:"Is it True That Babies come out from The Same Place Where boys Put their P–?"
Mom:"Yes"Girl:Wow my Baby will out from my mouth"

meri arzo hai tujhe pyar don, tujhe chahton say apni nikhaar don, kahin ansuon me doub kar tujhe har ghari me qarar don, main jonon.e.ishq me jhon kr, tujhe qarbaton ka hisaar don, mujhe tumse kitna pyar hai taron ka kese shomaar don, mere hr taraf teri s

Dosti ko na dekh dolat ki nazar se_ahel wafa aksar gharib huwa krte hy

meara lun

2: khan bazar me ja rehay thay unain eik hijra mila.
khan bola: chalti he kiya?
hijra bola: kitna day ga ?
khan bola: 50Rs
hijra bola: theek he
khan: donoo karay ga.
hijra: dobel paisa ho ga.
khan bola theek he. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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