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June 27th, 2008 
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya ha
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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kahen roshni to kahen sham hogi.meri har khushi te
kahen roshni to kahen sham hogi.meri har khushi tere nam hogi.kuch mang kar to dekho kabhe humse .hoton par muskan or hathel par jan hogi
kahen roshni to kahen sham hogi.meri har khushi te
kahen roshni to kahen sham hogi.meri har khushi tere nam hogi.kuch mang kar to dekho kabhe humse .hoton par muskan or hathel par jan hogi
Kash dil ki ye tanna pori ho jaye ap miss call2 or
Kash dil ki ye tanna pori ho jaye
ap miss call2 or risv hojaye
dunya ko bhula k kre hum ghnto bate
hoshh tab aye jub apka credit khatm ho jaye
Ajeb c kashesh ha ap m k hum ap k khuabu m khoea r
Ajeb c kashesh ha ap m k hum ap k khuabu m khoea rehte hen
ap khuab m aanenge ye soch k hum din m b soye rehte hen