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Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai
July 3rd, 2008 
Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai
Sardar: Bra Pantie
Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai
Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees
Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.
Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.
2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.
Pocha to bolay
jub se CABLE ghar main aya.
Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi…
Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye
Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?
Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….
Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…
Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???
Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test kra
Kitab-e-Ishq ko parh kar bhula dia maine
Kitab-e-Ishq ko parh kar bhula dia maine
Na doston se na dushmanon se gila kia maine
Poochi jo kisi ne meri Daastan-e-Ishq
Bas ik chiragh jala ke bujha dia maine
YE HAWA APKI HANSI KI KHABAR DETI HAI
YE HAWA APKI HANSI KI KHABAR DETI HAI
MERE DIL KO KHUSHI SE BHAR DETI HAI
KHUDA SALAMAT RAKHE APKI HANSI KO
KIYUN K APKI KHUSHI HAME KHUSH KAR DEITI HAI
HAR WAQAT EK AJEEB SA KHAYAL REHTA HAI
HAR WAQAT EK AJEEB SA KHAYAL REHTA HAI
KAB HONGE FASLE KAM YE SAWAL REHTA HAI
WAQT SE KEHTE HAIN UNHE JALDI LE AA
JINKE BINA EK PAL BEHAAL REHTA HAI
AO SATH MEIN DUNIYA KO BANT LEIN
AO SATH MEIN DUNIYA KO BANT LEIN
SAMANDAR APKA LEHREN HAMARI
ASMAN APKA SITAARE HAMARE
SURAJ APKA ROSHNI HAMARI
CHALO AISA KAREN SUB KUCH APKA OUR AP HAMARE
TUJHE DIL SE JUDA KABI HONE NAHI DENGE
TUJHE NIND B AYE TO SONE NAHI DEINGE
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