Latest SMS Messages

kbhi kbhi AANSU "MUSKAN"se ziada SPECIAL hoty hain.coz "MUSKAN" tu sab k liey hoti ha BUT "AANSU" sirf un k liey hotay hain jinhain hum "KHONA" nai chahtay.

Koi cheiz bewfai se barh kr kya hogi,ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kr kia hogi,kisi ko deni ho jawani ma saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh kr kia hogi.

Momin k liya to jaan-e-hasti hai Namaz,emaan ki agosh main basti hai Namaz,milti nahi mar k kisi qeemat per,ae zindagi walo abhi sasti hai Namaz.

daear cute… love is the best medicine and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart.pl. open your heart 4 me with love(sajjad 03347442989)

Dou cheezein saari zindagi kaam aaein gi. 1.ghusy ki halat main koi fasala mat karo. 2.khushi ki halat main koi wada mat karo.

Never explain yourself to any one,because the person who likes you,does not need it,and the person who dislikes you,does not believe it.ok

Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora

Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:

Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi

Kisi ne pocha kon dono?

Wo bola: Uski Tangain

1st Girl to Another:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha
2nd Girl:
Tu Darr matt, Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti

80yrs old man to dr:meri 20 saal ki wife pregnant hey

dr: 1 story suno
1 shikari shikar pe jate howe jaldi mein gun ki jaga umbrella le gya
jungle mein uske samne lion aa gya
usne umbrella ka handle khaincha aur fire kar diya aur lion mar