Latest SMS Messages

Father:beti intr k bad kiya krne ka irada ha?
Beti:B.B.A
father:wat is B.B.A?
Beti:boy frnd ki bike pe aishhh.

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case b

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Bun k ajnabi mily thay zindagi k safr mein kahin,
In yadon k lamhon ko kabhi bhoolaingay nahin,

Agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
Bhool jane ki adat hamain bhi nahin

Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay,
Kisi ko dosti kerny py majbor nahin kertay,

Magar jisy ek bar dil mein basa lein,
Usay martay dum tak dil say door nahin kertay,

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,
Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai,

Koi sab kuch keh ker dosti jatata hai,
To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

Mery wajood se lipti khushbo tere naam ki hai
Meray dil me basi her ek dharken tery naam ki hai

Itna yaqeen ker lay meray hamnasheen
Bin tery meri zindagi baynaam si hai