Latest SMS Messages

Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon

Saveray jaldi uth k,naha k,saaf j kapry paa k,
masjid ja,ALLAH agay sajde paa k,ankhaan bund kar k
sachey dil nal pooch,
MOLA,jidoon tusi aqal vandi,"main kithey c"?

Sardar:selling Parashoot,"Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis..

Do a magic trick
1 glass thanda pani apne sath baithy hoye bandy
kae sar par dalain,
ye thanda pani usko garam kar dega…
TRY IT! AT YOUR OWN RISK…

hows u ? i have seen u in party today mujh se dosty karoghe 🙂

Yesterday at night i was really missing u,i had 2 go 2 bed without u,i wanted 2 feel u on ma naked body…whr r u….oh!ma stupid pyjamas..

doob ja unki jheel si aankhon main FARAZ,
kitna haseen samander hai khudkushi k liye….

aj tk qaem hy us k lot ane ki umeed,
aj tk theri hui hy zndgi apni jga,
lakh chaha hy k us ko bhool jaon pr Faraz,
hosly apni jga bebasi apni jga…

aaseib zada ghar ka main wo darwaza hoon FARAZ…
deemak ki tarha kha gai jisy dastak ki tamanna..

TERI WAFA KO HAM NE BHULAYA KAB THA
DIN JUDAI KA DIL SE MITAYA KAB THA
DIL LAGA KAR BHOOL JANA TERI AADAT THI
HAM NE TERE SIWA KISI AUR KO CHAHA KAB THA