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who b kaya din howa karte thay
jab log humay kis kiya kartay thay
par apni be itni kismath khrab kay
hum b us waqat 2 sal kay howa kar tay thay

dil ka kisa ajeeb hota hai,
pal mai badla nasseb hota hai,
mudatton khud ko mil nahi pata,
wo jo tere kareeb hota hai,
wo jo deta hai mujh ko rog naya,
wohi mera tabeeb hota hai,
itna hi gehra zakham deta hai,
jitna gehra habeeb hota

sulooq us ne mujhse kisi cigrette ka sa kia…
pehle jalaya,phir piya,paon rakha bhuja diya…
yani talab thi usko meri kuch wakt k liye…
pehle lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen mai ura dia…
apni sansain khench k meri khushboo khud mai bsa li.

dil ka kisa ajeeb hota hai,
pal mai badla nasseb hota hai,
mudatton khud ko mil nahi pata,
wo jo tere kareeb hota hai,
wo jo deta hai mujh ko rog naya,
wohi mera tabeeb hota hai,
itna hi gehra zakham deta hai,
jitna gehra habeeb hota

Han je kia hal hai

police:kal tumhey subah 5 baje phansi di jai gi.
sardar:hahaha
police:Q hans rahe ho?
sardar:me to uthta hi 9 baje hoon.

cheel uri..
kawwa ura..
maina uri..
tota ura..
ghada ura..
oooopps
sorry yar jaldi me mene ap ko b ura diya.

bhangi ki love story..??
apne dil k gattar ko teri yadon k kachre se bharta hoon..!
me tere pyar me baasi salan ki tarha sarta hoon..?
tumhe kese batao jaana..!
k tum pe gandi nali k keerey ki tarha marta hoon..

har larkey ki zindagi me 3 dolls ati hai.
pehli uski beti,baby doll.
dosri uski mangetar,barbi doll.
teesri uski biwi,panadol.

shikwa humain manzoor nahi…
aj na koi bahana hoga…
ap ko hamari khushyun ki kasam…
is juma to ap ko nahana hoga..