Latest SMS Messages

Love Never Dies A Natural Death.

It Dies Because We Don't Know How To Replenish Its Source.

It Dies Of Blindness And Errors And Betrayals.

It Dies Of Illness And Wounds;

It Dies Of Weariness, Of Witherings, Of Tarnishings.

Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Kh

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?

Any Guess?

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OK

I'll Tell You…

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. 🙂

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. 🙂

Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?

Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. 🙂

GREAT INDIANS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

In China,
They Check Fuse

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But in India,

First thing is To check Neighbor's House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. 🙂

A strange reality:

'The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!'
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Wnt proof?

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Universal msg 4 every girL…

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal… =)