Latest SMS Messages

Ek sardar ki chatri me hloe
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

A sardar saw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah

1 Admi Baba G SE:
Ma Amrica Jana Chahta Hon mgr Kam nhe Bante:

Baba G:
Subha Suraj Nikalne k Bad 300 Bar
''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Kro America Wale Khud Le Jaen Ge!

A Sardar Saw a beautiful Girl''s Photo and Said: Kash Ye Meri Maa Hoti to Mein bhi kitna khubsoorat hota…

inspector:
jail me kase aye?
sardar: media ki larki khari thi, uske siny pe
Press likha tha,
inspector:Phir?
Sardar: meiny press kr dia.

Ek Chinese bacha apne Pakisiani dost se:
Yaar mere abbu ka inteqal hohaya hai…
Pakistani: Abay yaar China ki cheezon mein yehi masla hai……….

Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha…! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He….

Sardar: Enu Do Mint Rok Mein Phaj Ke Bottlan Phad Leyavan…!

na charay peer malangan noo kutay pain gay tangan noo

Dard ko zaban ki dehlez pay laya na karo.
Hal-e-dil apna kisy ko btaya na karo.
Log mutthi me liy namak ghomty hyn.
Zakhm apny kisy ko dikhaya na karo.

Na layna nam a qasid.
Faqat itna hi keh dayna.
Jinhen tum bhool bethy ho.
Wo tumen yad karty hyn.