Latest SMS Messages

Pathhar ki hai duniya jazbaat nhi smjti

Dil me kya hai baat,vo baat nhi smjti

Tnha to chand bhi hai sitaro k beech magr

Chand ka dard ye Rat nhi samjti.

Agr Duniya Ko Kuch Ker K
Dikhana Hai To Suno Meri Baat!

Elephant K upar Ulte Khare Ho K Photo Khinchvao.

Ab Photo Ko Ulta Ker K Duniya Ko Dikhao!

Zabt-e-Gham iss kadar asaan nahi Faraz

Aag hotey hein wo aansu jo pieye jatey hein,!!!!

Aik sardar doosre se,
"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..":-)
Doosra,
"Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???"
Sardar,
"Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko"

Husband:
kal mery khawab may ek larki aye the.
Wahh kia larki thi,
Wife: akeli aye hogi?
Husband: tumko kaise pata?
Wife:
Uss ka husband mere khawab mein tha.

Ma:beta ladu khayega?
Beta: nahi
ma:chocolate?
Beta:nahin
ma:khana?
Beta:nahin
ma:marjana apne peo te gaya hai,sirf jutiyan he khayega.

Girl:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakti isliye ye lo apne love leters or mere muje wapis karo!
Boy:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein se jo jo tmhare hn nikal lo

Dr: Apko kia problem hai?
Patient:Patle motion.
Dr:Kitne patle?
Patient:Booohaaat patle.
Dr:Phir b kitne?
Patient: Itne k ap us se gurary kar sakte hain..;)

ALLAH SUB KO RIZQ DEGA YEH USKA WADA HAI LAYKIN WOH SUB KO BAKHISH DEYGA YEH WADA NAHI KIYA PHIR KYUN LOG RIZQ K LYE PARYSHAN HAI LOG AUR MAGFIRAT SY BEYPARWA ???

i love u seema please who tell him