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Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal

\"Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile

Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se

Anurodh Hai,

Ki Turant Is No.

Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa De

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki…

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar. 🙂

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani. 🙂

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ''o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

bud_gumaani se bacho
bad gumaani aksar tehqeeq k bad jhoti sabit hoti hai,
kisi k aib ki talash aur justuji na ker aur apas mein ranjish,hasad aur nafrat b na rako, kisi k peet pechay buraye b na karo bul k sub Allah k banday apas mein bhai bhai ban

tasken-e-dil k waste wada to kijie,
hm jante hain ap se aya na jaye ga

tasken-e-dil k waste wada to kijie,
hm jante hain ap se aya na jaye ga
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