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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Aik khusray nay viagra kha lee. Ander se awaz aye ittala-un araz hay
k app k system main matlooba sahulat muysaar nahin hay.

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

Lady:
Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.
Wakil:
Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.
Lady:
Yh he to prob hei.

Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

Lady to wakil:
Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
Wakil:
Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
Lady:
Yehi to problem hai.
Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..

Every indian women is
"rani laxmi bai"
B 4 marriage 'rani'
A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi'
& after kids r born she is just 'bai'

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

Each indian women is
"ranii laxmee bai"
Be for marriage "ranii"
After few yrs of marriage laxmee
And after kids born she is just "bai"

Q. Y iz da book 'Women Who Love 2 Much'
a disappointment for many men?
A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.

Ik aurat kee aankh sooje huee thi Uski friend nay poocha to bataya shohar ney mara hai. Uski friend: Par wo to shahar se bahar gy huwey they! Aurat: Main bhi yehi samjhi thi.