Latest SMS Messages

sheik ka beta g/f kay sath ghoom k ghar aya
to sheik ne pucha
kitne paise kharch kiye?
beta:
50 rupy
sheik:
itne sary
beta: aba uske pas 50 h thy

mujh say bichar kar benam ho jao ge
sodagron k hathon nelaam ho jao gay
mujh ko acha nahi lagta tera har ek se milna
har ik ko millo gay to aam ho jao gay

socha tha is bar apko bhool jaye ge
dakh kar b apko undaka dey gay
per jab jab samny aya chehra apka
socha is bar dakh liya ha agli bar bhol jay gay

G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD .

aik police aur aik fauji train mein safar kar rahe thay..police fauji se aap chuti per ja rahe ho?fauji..haan wife ki delievery hai.police..kitnay dino baad ja rahe ho .fauji do 2 saal baad..police tho phir woh bacha haram ka huwa na jo honay wala hai.

sura fathia ALLAH ke gazzab se bachata hai.sura yaseen qayamat ke din piyas se.sura waqia fikar aur fakay se..sura mulk azab e qabar se..surah kausar dushmanoo ki dushmani se..sura kafeeroon maut ke waqth kuffar se..surah ikhlaas munafiqat se…suarah fa

3 cheezon pe qaboo rakoo..
ghussa..dolat..nafs…3 cheezon se nafrat karo zulm..gurror..behayahi..3 cheezon ko apnao eman..quaran..sabar..3 cheezon ko yaad rakho ahsan..dost..maut.. 3 cheezon se bachohasad..chugli ..geebat..3 chezian soch kar uttao kal

ek anhoki dua aapko kushiyan itni millay jitni musharaf ko galian..aap ke zindagi se ghum aisay khattam ho jaisay pakistan se aata..aap ko DR.Qadeer jaisa sabar millay..shourat itni millay jitni BIBI (benazir bhutto) ko mili..health itni ho jtni adnan sam

Researching and appeal for all age 64 and president of pakistan
SIKANDER MIRZA..died 64…AYUB KHAN died 64….
YAYA KHAN died 64…FAZAL ELAHI died 64……
ZIA UL HAQ died 64….PARVAIZ MUSHARAF will be
64 in 2009….AWAM SE APPEAL KARTA

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