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larki (sheikh larkay se) mujay kisi bohat hi expensive jaga ghuma lao to sheikh larka us ko foran hi petrool pump per lai gya

rang de basanti movie dekh k santa ko bohat gusa aya banta asked why r u so angry? santa sala pori film mai basanti to dikhai nhi

muj sy mat poch k kyon ankh juka li men ne teri taswer tuj sy hi chura li men ne jis pe likha tha k to mera nahin apne hath ki lakir hi mita li men ne

pajame men mery yea kia ho raha he chota tha pehly ab bara ho raha he yoon to ye muhazab bohat hi he ihtram mein ap k khara ho raha he

chief justice ur crosing da limit musharaf kon sala kehta hai chief justice how dare u call me sala? mushraf my lord said kon sa law kehta hai

is kadar teri yad main rota hon k rat ko hath main pakar kar sota hon tasweer teri gandy or kia

ek sardar dosray sardar se mai tera pasward wakh lia aay *****. tai fair ki hoya 92420 tai nai wakhia na

bole to muna bhai ye doctor log opration karne se pehly patient ko behosh kyon kar lety hai bole to chirkot ye patient log khod opreshion karna na sekh lai asad bhai m.b.b.s

tum agr yad rakho gay to inayat ho gi warna ham ko bi tum sy kahin sikayat ho gi zindgi drd k sehra ka unwan hi sahi tum agar bool bi jao gy to rawayat ho gi

sardar: mai ek eho je cheez labi aay jandy naal diwar dai aar paar dekhya ja sakda a dosra sardar oh ki phela sardar (moori)