Latest SMS Messages

humsafar Chahiye Hajoom Nahin,
ek Musafir Bhi Qafla Hai Mujhe,

Tou Muhabbat Se Koi Chaal To Chall,
Haar Janay Ka Hosla Hai Mujh Mein.

SAAS: lanat ho bahoo tum par k 8 saal baad 1 bacha paida kia,
BAHOO: mujh se ziyada lanat ho aapke bete par
agar uske aasre me rehti to ye bi nai hota.

Hasraton se hum aapkh rah saja denge,
sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge,
koi phool nai aaj daman main lekin, aapke aane par hum palken bicha denge…

Nasha zarori he zindgi k liye per sirf sharab hi nai bekhudi k liye,
kisi ki mast nigahon me doob ja faraz!
Bara haseen samundar he ye khudkushi k liye.

God ne aapko bhejha to bhejha lekin bhejha to aisa bhejha ke bhejhe me bhejha hi nai bhejha, ye mujhe kisi or ne bhejha isliye me ne aapko bhejha, agar aap ne ye kisi or ko nai bhejha to me kha jaonga aapka bhejha, aap kia jano k kia hota he bhejha kyunk

do you love me because i am beautiful or
am i beautiful because you love me…

bole to muna bhai ye doctor log opration karne se pehly patient ko behosh kyon kar lety hai bole to chirkot ye patient log khod opreshion karna na sekh lai asad bhai m.b.b.s

BAHAROO KI KHUSHBU HO TUMAHRE LIYE,KOSO KAZA K SATHO RANG HO TUMHARE LIYE,NAGFRAT KA NA KOI LAMHA TUMHARI ZINDGI ME AY,NA KOI SHABE HIJRA TUMHARE SHAGUSTA MEN AY AASMAN NEMATE BHARDE TUMHARE DAMAN MEN AGAR KUBOOL HO TO TUMHARI SALGIRA PE YE HI LAFZO KA AD

bole to muna bhai ye doctor log opration karne se pehly patient ko behosh kyon kar lety hai bole to chirkot ye patient log khod opreshion karna na sekh lai asad bhai m.b.b.s

L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….