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TAPASH SURAJ KI HOTI HAI JLNA ZAMEEN KO PRHTA HAI. QASUR ANKHU KA HOTA HAI TRAPNA DIL KO PRHTA HAI….

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IN BAARSHOO SE DOSTI ACHI NAI fARAZ. KACH'CHA TERA MAKAAN HAI KUCH TO KHAYAL KR.

Aik pathan petrol pump gaya, board pr likha tha mobile use karna mana hai.
osne mobile nikala or sub doston ko cal kr k kaha.

"Phone mar karna mai petrol pump pe hoon"

College mai ek sardar dosre se:

"Tujehy larki phasana ati hai?"

Dosra:

"Nahi ati tu seekha de."

Pehla:

"Bara asan hai yar. bus aik kagaz le oska jahaz bana or class mai ura de. jab teacher pooche

"Hena"
Hai
smart
bohot
wo
bheja
ne
jis
or
hon
raha
pahr
se
nichey
ko
msg
jo
hoon
pagal
woh
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Confused hogai???
Ab chalo dubara wapis nichay se upper paroh "Shabash&

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh kr larka bola:

"Tu to meri jan hai ,Tu mera eeman hai,

larki ne sandle utari to larka bola:

"Mein b Pakistan hun, Tu b Pakistan hai"

aik makraani aik haseen bohat der sy ghoor kr dekh raha tha
larki sharma ky makraani k kareeb aae or poocha ''kya dekh rahay ho'?
makraani:hum soch raha hy k agar tum hamari maa hoti to hum bhi tumhari tarhan KHOBSOORAT hota….

WHAT IS PAKISTAN?
Pakistan means
P=Patrol 87
A=Ata 30 Rupess KG
K=Khud Kash Hamlay
I=Ilm ki Kamii
S=Sarkon par pani
T=Trafic jaam
A=Awam pareshan
N=No Electricity

THIS IS PAKISTAN

HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY

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