Latest SMS Messages

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! 😀

tu hi to kehta tha teri kashti pay boojh hoon main … abb ankhain na band kar mujahy doobta b dekh.

if i know what Love is,
its because of you…

there is only one happiness in Life,
to Love and be Loved…
Haroon

there is only one happiness in Life,
to Love and to be Loved…
Haroon

Girlfriend: Jab humaari shaadi hogi,tou tm mujhe 1 ring do ge Na..?
Srdaar: O zarur dawan ga,ay dass mobile te dawan ya ptcl te?
my mobil number 03135215704

all Love that has not friendship in its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand…
Haroon

we can only learn to Love by Loving…
Haroon