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peeta to buhat tha tunay qasam de kar choradi . jab betha yaroo ki mehfil main unhoo nay teri qasam de k phir peela di

dekh kar app ki jawani ko aroaye sharaab hoti hai . roz tuba ko turta hoon main roz niyat khraab hoi hai .

pee k mast assi sharaab ho gay . bewafa saday ajj janaab ho gay . jheray kehanday san tussi jaan ho sadi . ajj kehan lagay jani ji tusi kharaab ho gay .

Yehi koi chand barson pehle
Sehar bohar thi roshan roshan
Khunak hawa thi madham madham
Har soo kalliyan mehak rahi theen
Shajar pe chirhyan chahak rahi theen
Kaga ne eelan kiya tha
Arsh se hoor ek chali hue hy
Chand gharhiyon mein po

Teri chahat pe jiye hum to ye jan jhot jana, k khushi se marna jate gar aaitbar hota.

PATHAN:agar sarey pathan jamaa hojayn tu kiya hoga?

logon ne kaha "kachrey ka dher"

Pathan:"oy nahi yar agar jamaa hojyn tu yeh ek admi ki tarah ho jate hen" kiyoo k 100 pathan equals one man….
kiyon he na pathano me

Tum apni tarq-E-taluq ka izhar kisi sy mat krna,…,
Hum logon sy keh daingy Ussay Fursat nhi milti.
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kisi ne PATHAN se Pucha
"khan sahib bijli kin cheezon se bani he?"

PATHAN:"Wai Yeh bijli pankhon,bulb,pani ke motor,refrgerator,or tube light se bani he…..Ayi samajh men?"….

Narrated Ali
The Prophet said, "Do not tell a lie against me for whoever tells a lie against me (intentionally) then he will surely enter the Hell-fire.

Ans said
Whenever the Prophet spoke a sentence (said a thing), he used to repeat it thrice so that the people could understand it properly from him and whenever he asked permission to enter, (he knocked the door) thrice with greeting.