Latest SMS Messages

suna hay k log usay aankh bhar k dekhtay hain,so ish k shehr may khush din tehr k deikhtay hain.
suna hay dard ki ghahak hay chasmay naz is ki,so hum be os ki gli say guzr kr deikhtay hain.suna hay rabt hay us ko khrab haalo say,so apnay aap ko barbaad

sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera
ab apne cell ko dafna dena,
agar kafan na mile to,
apna rumaal uraah dena,
agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka
to apni kanjusi bata dena!!!

Hame Pataa Hai Aap Bohat Buzy Hain
Zyaada Nahi Per Thoore Se Crazy Hain
Maana Ke Milna Bohat Mushkil Hai
Per Mobile Pe Sms Karna To Bohat Eazy Hai

aapki missed call bindaas hai,
aapke sms lajawab hai,
kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo,
suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Answer=Chathuringmes
(It is a technical word for worms)

Tu Ne Deekha Hai Kabhi Aik Nazar Sham K Baad
Kitnay Chup Chap Se Lagtay Hain Shajar Sham K Baad
Itnay Chup Chap K Rastay Bhi Rahain Ge Lailm
Chor Jain Ge Kisi Roz Nagar Sham K Baad

payar say payar us waqat na karo,
jab payar ap se payar na karay, or jab payar ap se payar karay to payar ko itna payar do k wo kisi dosry se payar na karay…

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

Answer= they are husband and wife

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?