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majid g ki haal aa

hellow kya houa pershan mat hona socho who i m

Love and death are 2 un-invited guests
When will they come nobody knows
But both have similar effects
One takes the heart
&
Other takes its beats.

I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love

I have no regrets.
I will never regret loving someone
because the feeling of love for five minutes
is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.