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un ki ankhoo ko kabhi ghoor sa dakha hi Faraz
sona walo ki tara jaghna walo jaisi
just 4 my khushi

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe

EK GHAZAL WOH BHI SUNAYE TO MAZA AAYE GA,KUCH AANSU WOH BHI BAHAYE TO MAZA AAYE GA,
KEH DO SABHI SE MERA DARD BOHAT GEHIRA HAI,
AGAR WO MARAHAM LAGAYE TO MAZA AAYE GA,

GEO IS TARAH K ZINDGI AURUON K KAAM AAYE,
JALAAO A C SHAMA K ROSHNI AURON K KAAM AAYE,

HAR DIL ME DARD CHUPA HOTA HAI,
BAYAN KARNE KA ANDAAZ JUDA HOTA HAI,
KUCH LOG AANKHON SE DARD BATA DETE HAIN,
AUR KISI KI HANSI ME BHI DARD CHUPA HOTA HAI,

un ki ankhoo ko kabhi ghoor sa dakha hi Faraz
sona walo ki tara jaghna walo jaisi
just 4 my khushi

ya kia k sub sa bian dil ki haltia ker di

Faraz tuj ko na aai mohbbatia kerni
just 4 my khushi

ub usa rooz na sochoo to badin tootha hi Mohsin
omer guzeri h usi ki yaad ka nasha kerta

just 4 my khushi