Latest SMS Messages

God gave us memories,that we mit have june roses in the december of our lives

ham to us phool ke shedai hain jo shabnam se bhi pak ho
ronde huwey phoolon ko ham uthaya naheen karte

2 batain ho sakti hain saman tere inkar ki
ya tu darta hai dunya se ya qadar naheen hai mere pyar ki

Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai..

Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?
Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay
Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi..

Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?
Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay
Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi..

log kabhi bhi jannat may nahi jayen gay
1.
Be Namazi
2.
Baap ka nafarman
3.
Jhoot bolne wala
4.
Woh jis k pas balance to ho aur wo mujhe SMS na kare

???????????????????????????????????????????? yeh Sab log mujhe sms nahi karte they.in sab ko ganja kar dala.baal pyare hain ya CREDIT?

Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr

Bina Dard k Aansu Bahaye n