Latest SMS Messages

Us ke khaloos ne Barbad ker diya hai… Faraz,
Fareb deta tu kab ke sambhal gaye hotey…!

BUSH baraa chalak hai……. 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai……..waise aapus ki baat hai………is sab main USAMA ka haath hai

Anjam-e-muhabbat ki mujhey khoob saza do, bharkey hoey sholon ko zara teiz hawa do, Mushee tere afsaney pe hasti hai yeh dunya, khuch is tarah TARPOO k zamane ko rula do.

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

saya talab gaye gidher,
kehney lagey wohi shajar,
ab aye ho musafiro,
jab dhoop humein kha gai.

Acha lagey tu e-mail karein.

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka………!!!!!

BOY:pora under gaya?
Girl:Ouch…Haan

Boy:Zyada lag to nahin rha na?
Girl:Haan thora thora…

BOy:Oye sheeday baji ko 8 number wala joota dikhana:)

Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai
Father: i know, tu sab janta hai

Child: i don't know, trust me

Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai

Child: Ohoo!! phir Papa bacha to doob jaiga

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p