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MAJBOORIYAN BATOOR KE SAARE JAHAN KI

JO KUCH NA BAN SAKA TO MERA DIL BANA DIYA

TO THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE MY FRIENDS

TAKE CARE

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Desh ka bacha bacha
Bigar
Raha
Hai
bhai,Bhai se
Lad
Raha
hai
larka Zabardasti
larki
ko
Kiss
kar
Raha
Hai
Itna
Kuch
ho
Raha
hai
Or
Bhoosri k Tu
SMS
Padh
Raha hai
HASS mat
GAANDU<

how r u jaan

Yeh zara zara si baat per,
Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?

Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,
Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.

Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,
Koi tokta hay baar baar.

Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,
Mujhey us gunah ki

AOA

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

< D U A >
Ya ALLAH humein ataa kar..
aisi maafi jis k baad gunah na ho,aisi hidayat jis k baad gumrahi na ho,aisi raza jis k baad narazgi na ho,aisi rehmat jis k baad azaab na ho,aisi kaamyabi jis k baad nakami na ho,aisi izzat jis

Duniya Ne Chena Woh Sub Kuch Jo Laga Mujhe Pyara
Har Koi Mujhse Jeeta or Mein Har Dam Hara
Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Subne Sunni Hai
Jo Saaz Pe Guzri hai, Woh Kissi Dil ko Khabar Nahi