Latest SMS Messages

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother.
SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother

hey boyz line marnay k both sa tarikay hain,,jin ma sa 2 ma ap ko batawooonga

1 yehh k kachi pencil sa…

2nd paki pencil sa..riet

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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain

Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.
Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV

yeh 1 naya sms hai market mai b nahi aaya abhi tak…

coming sooon

jab market mai nahi aaaya to phir aap k pass kaise aaye ga

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?

A Girl joined Indian Army.
Kuch dino bad senior ne pucha: Army ko kesa paya?

Girl: Bus sir kya bataon! Sara din Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
Aur Sari Raat! No Sir! No Sir!

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710

Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,

Guess why?

Bcoz

Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.