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Chashma he jis k fez ka jaari kdhar gaya, Pusht-e-Nabi thi jis ki sawari kdhar gaya, Nok-e-Sina p jis n Sunaya Kamaal-e-Haq, QURAN dhondhta hy wo Qaari kdhar gaya.

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

cany:app k abu ka nam kya ha….
doctor:jubleeee
candy:mein ne abu ka nam poocha ha ap k abu ki barsi nahi poochi ha…….

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga

Dil nu lag jaan roog te ki kariye?
Kisay di yaad wich ankhiyan ron te ki keriye?
Sanu millan di tammana rehndi hai her dam…
Par j Yaar he bhul jaan te ki kariye

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,

Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai,

Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai,

Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai,

Matlabi Saala

A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:

Dear Dad!

No Mony, No Fun

Your Son.

His Father Replied:

Dear Son!

So Sad, Very Bad,

Your Dad

small boy is sent to bed by his father…

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad…"

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM