Latest SMS Messages

mein ne har roz dua me tuje manga hai,
hon bewafa par wafa se tuje manga hai,
kabi sajde me ja kar pooch apne khuda se,
mein ne kis kis ada se tuje mange hai,

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bache

3sardar was gonig on a motrcycle!
Police man.Gvs hand 2 stop!
Sardar was shouted n said
oye andhy 3bethy hen tou kitthy bethy ga.

Apni aqal chek kro free of cost.
Kese?
Wo aese 1cow k samne jao or jhuk jao.
Agr wo dor chali gae
tou apka dimag khali ha!
Agr pas i tou smjh lo
us m bhosa bhara ha.

Kiya apne kabi bhot ko plastic covr mein lipta dekha ha?
Nae!
Waqae nae!
Tou apna nadra ka id card dekh lo.

Apni aqal chek kro free of cost.
Kese?
Wo aese 1cow k samne jao or jhuk jao.
Agr wo dor chali gae
tou apka dimag khali ha!
Agr pas i tou smjh lo
us m bhosa bhara ha.

khalid

Pakistan is the great country of the world im fraz

Us k sab jhoot bhe such hain mohsin,

Shart etni hay wo boley to sahi.