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If you need advice, text me… If you need a frien

September 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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Rating: 7.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes o

September 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que… Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???

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Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So

September 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountain

September 12th, 2008     Love SMS

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

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Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay

September 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.

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Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or do

September 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would

September 12th, 2008     Flirt SMS

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

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Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Nig

September 12th, 2008     Dreams SMS

Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.When I dream, I dream of you…maybe one day, dreams will come true.

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shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baa

September 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ……………………………………………………….Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

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Rating: 7.5/10 (2 votes cast)

The heart was made to be broken…..

September 12th, 2008     Missing You SMS

The heart was made to be broken…..

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