Latest SMS Messages

ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH's choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky 🙂

Friendship is a mercury drop…
If its
dropped…
Impossible to
Recollect…
So
don't drop your friends.!
Stay in touch

Friends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant…

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->

Only 10% girls play games
like

tennis

football

caroms

cricket

etc

because 90%

girls play with the life of boys
So
Be careful:-)
Anni Dyoo hosh kro!

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1 khubsurat soch,
Hamesha samjhota krna seikho

Q k thora sa jhuk janay Se paisay ziada miltay hy

or agar ziyada jhuko,
to paisy or ziada.

Willim Nargis ;->

Mat kr itna guror apne Aap par

" INSAN""

na jane khuda ne kitne tere jese bna bna k mita diye….!

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂

Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi

1st: Ye Kya Hai

2nd: Abey Ye Chand Hai

1st: Sale Ghar Chal

Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pohnch Gaye.

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. 🙂